It has come to our attention that a group of disgruntled linguists at a rival institution have put together a newsletter of mediocre-sounding linguistics events purportedly taking place here on campus, which conflict with our own very real events. Please be aware that Calques (a play on "Cal" + calques) does not endorse this other newsletter, published under the name "False Friends of UC Berkeley Linguistics." We will be issuing a cease and desist.
- Isaac Bleaman, Calques editor
(Happy April Fools' Day.)